Bart: open IMP_CLIENT and answer message
You open IMP_CLIENT. Which stands for "INSTANT MESSAGE PERSON CLIENT". You're not sure why it's called that. They could have easily made it "INSTANT PERSONAL MESSAGING CLIENT" instead.
You prompty answer your friend.
-- 09Reminder [0R] Has messaged captainCake [CC] --
[0R]: yo man so what type of wacky shit did you dig up today
[CC] Nothing unless you're talking about Christmas presents.
[0R] obviously i am what else would i be talking about
[CC] I dunno, you made it sound like I dig up bones in my backyard like a dog or something.
[CC] Anyway, I haven't opened up most of my presents yet. I had a bit of cake though. And I got a t-shirt.
[0R] of course you had cake captain cake
[CC] Har har. That was so funny and creative.
[0R] i had to take it that was set up so perfectly
[0R] and its not my fault you have a dorky ass username dude
[CC] I couldn't think of anything else!!!!
[0R] so hows the weather over there
[CC] Typical snowy Christmas.
[0R] dude i have a really weird request
[CC] What?
[0R] since it doesnt snow often in nevada i cant do it so i want you to go outside and set up a camera and grab a snowball and throw it at the camera and recreate adam sandlers pose in the eight crazy nights poster
[CC] Dude, I'd totally agree if that movie wasn't so horrible.
[0R] its awesome what do you mean
[CC] Look, if I went on rottentomatos.com right now and looked it up the critic consensus is and I quote:
[CC] "Sandler returns to his roots in this nauseating concoction filled with potty humor and product placements".
[0R] so what if theres a little poop humor in there
[0R] also why do you care what critics think since when did anyone care about what some random 40 year old man has to say online
[CC] Well, I'm just saying. I found it a bit annoying at times! Also, that kinda gross scene where Adam Sandler shoves Whitey into the Port-O-Potty and it rolls down the hill and then he crawls out covered in poop was pretty off putting for me.
[0R] that shit was funny i dont know what youre talking about here
[CC] No! it was friggin gross!
[0R] dude if you actually took the picture and sent it to me
[0R] it would genuinely be the best christmas gift you could ever gift me
[0R] it would actually be so fucking funny
[0R] like i can vividly imagine the snowball right in front of the camera
[0R] oh you have to make the face too
[CC] Ugh!!!!
[CC] I'll think about it.
[0R] i appreciate it bro
[CC] But still, that movie sucks so much ass.
[0R] so its safe to say that youre getting on today right
[CC] Yeah, I guess so.
[CC] Are the others getting on?
[0R] idfk what am i an elder god from mortal kombat
[0R] a fucking all seeing omnipotent being
[CC] I bet you wish you were though.
[0R] nah i think going off my mk11 story mode knowledge theyre kinda fucking condescending
[0R] if i was any mortal kombat character id wanna be liu kang
[0R] but like pre fire god liu kang
[CC] Isn't he stronger post MK11 though?
[0R] yeah idk he just got lamer though
[CC] Yeah, I guess. He got really pompous and entitled in the reboot.
[CC] I guess I'd pick Kung Lao then.
[0R] yeah kung lao because then wed be homies
[CC] Lmao.
[CC] Dude we got so distracted about Adam Sandler I forgot to ask you what you got.
[0R] I got a new drawing tablet
[CC] Wait, actually?
[CC] That's a pretty good pull.
[0R] yeah for real now i can draw my comics better
[CC] Your weird meta ironic comics that serve no purpose?
[0R] yeah those
[0R] new ones coming fresh out the oven soon
[0R] just you fucking wait
[CC] Oh god.
[CC] So did you get anything else?
[0R] nah not really i mean i got money but like thats not really a tangible gift i guess
[CC] Really you just got money?
[0R] yeah my ma gives us money usually
[CC] I mean, that's not TOO bad I guess.
[0R] yeah i think its alright
[0R] might get some new clothes or something
[0R] btw has your kopru finished installing
[CC] Oh shit! I forgot about that!
[CC] You know that game is poorly optimized right?
[0R] well tons of people are playing it
[0R] were gonna have like 6 people on our team
[CC] Who else is playing?
[0R] me you [DH] [BK] [EU] and [K3]
[CC] Got it.
[0R] yeah so make sure you have that shit installed
[CC] Sir yes sir! I mean I have it already installing in the background anyway so we should be good.
[CC] I'll run it when you guys tell me to.
[0R] yeah but when you run it you have to do some stupid shit
[0R] ask [EU] or [BK] about the specifics idfk whats going on right now
[CC] Oh, is it like those "seamless" co-ops where you have to go into the files to type your server name and password?
[0R] yeah lmao some stupid shit like that
[0R] ask [EU] or [BK] about it
[CC] Will do.
-- captainCake [CC] Has gone AFK! --
-- 09Reminder [0R] Has gone IDLE! --
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