Bart: OPEN BLUE GIFT. NOW BOY.
Okay, okay. You don't have to shout at yourself(?) At me? At you? You're not really sure how this works.
Anywho, you open the blue gift, ripping open the wrapping with your bare hands, as if you are some sort of carnivore devouring it's dinner.
Once you have ripped enough to reveal what it is, you find yourself disappointed. Douche-Bro? Who the hell reads this dogshit?
You wouldn't be able to tell, but you're actually making a really disgusted face right now. You can't see it because of your multiple glasses you have equipped. So just imagine the look on your face right now. Your friend would have probably liked this gift more than you. They're all about these stupid ironic comics.
