Be Bart Spooner
Your name is BART SPOONER.
As previously mentioned, it is 7:41 AM on the 25TH OF DECEMBER. Meaning it is not only CHRISTMAS DAY, but it is also your 15th BIRTHDAY TODAY.
You live in a HOUSE in the SUBURBS, with your FATHER. Where you spend most of your free time PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. Which is one of your HOBBIES. You have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS. Some of which include ILLUSTRATION, AND CARTOONING, VANDALIZING WIKIPEDIA PAGES, and RESEARCHING VARIOUS TYPES OF INSECTS.
What will you do?